My First Thoughts

This is a disclaimer. If you feel that you might be offended by two guys who are here to tell their stories no matter how gruesome it may be, then you should leave. A lot of the content you will find here will involve stories of the two of us farting a lot, going to professional sporting events and getting bombed out of our gourds, farting some more, and doing whatever it takes to remain as immature as we can as long we can. So there ya go. I don't want to hear any complaining. Furthermore, I'm sorry to say that I don't have many past pictures of us saved on my computer, so you will have to use your imagination on a lot of these stories. Enjoy.