The Escapades of 5A and 5-Jay, In Their Words

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Friday, August 04, 2006

Jay and Pigott Random Tradition #9- "The Harty Handshake"

Few things show the mutual respect that a harty handshake shows. I don't remember when this tradition started, because I really don't care. All I know, is whether it's a live contest, a video game, a movie, or a fucking SHITTING contest, me and jay no matter what, everytime, always shake hands and say "best of damn luck to ya". This is just showing our redneck side along with our competitiveness that runs deep inside of our bellies, but probably farther inside his because mine's always full. Also, when we're enjoying Southern Miss football or Green Bay Packer playoff football (because the Saints never make it) nothing's better than a best of luck to ya harty handshake just to be on the same page. The team's on the same page, so the fans need to be too. Well to everyone who's reading this take a minute from your day, go find someone you know or hell even someone you don't know. Walk up to em, shake their hand and say "best of luck to ya sir". You'll feel the difference.....immediately.

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