Jay and Pigott Random Tradition #13- "Ordering an Applebee's Appetizer Sampler and Having an Eating Contest"

Well folks, I promised, and I came through. In probably our most patented and tradition that ties into the most other ones, this is one that is saved for special occasions, a.k.a when Pigott's hungry. I think this one started with 5-Jay's jealousy of my eating prowess, and I hate to say has one this contest on more than occasion just from his shear rat like abilities to eat everything in front of him in a short amount of time. If you've never seen an applebee's appetizer sampler, it's pictured here. Also, if you've never had one, GET ONE NOW! This tradition is special because not only does it involve a contest, eating, farting, and drinking, it also involved a genuine "best of luck to ya" harty handshake that makes this tradition all the more sacred. This tradition is so sacred it hasn't been implemented in over 2 years. Just the mere thought of it deserves a moment of silence just due it's solid place in the life of 5a and 5-jay. Put it this way, the next time this practice takes place, there will be a full report on weneedcharterandyoudont.com. Fear the sampler, recognize the sampler, FEAR the sampler.