Jay and Pigott Random Tradition #3- "Leaving a Pizza Under the Hotel Bed"

Ok I know this one is really really childish, but how can you not think that this is hilarious? I remember when this one started (Lee Boy gets credit in helping start this one too). In Mission Arlington in 1997, our room was me and Jay of course along with Lee and our favorite goofy ass Trey Walker. We ordered a pizza on the last night and we didn't finish it. Instead of throwing it away, we just said "hell, put it under the mattress." At a very enlightening moment, this tradition would be carried out four more times in San Antonio, Toronto, Jackson Butthole, Wyoming, and of course Atlanta on the senior trip. The funniest was the way we last did this great tradition. Me and Jay, who were in a room with some weird guy who was throwing up, had ordered a pizza. Lee Boy had also ordered a pizza. While we were getting ready to go, Lee busts in and goes "allright Jayboy, time for the tradition!!!". Me and 5-jay then very bitchfully lifted the mattress and left not one, but two pizzas there for the next person to smell. I can't help but think about what the poor person after us must have been thinking as they smelled the rotting yeast under the mattress and management probably comping their room just because we wanted to be hellians with absolutely no regard for human well being. So, I guess those people should thank us, and the hotel managers can kiss our ass. My only hope is that this once hallowed tradition is brought back to life so all of us can enjoy it once again. However, I am still waiting for the day when I will call management about a horrid smell under my hotel mattress. What goes around comes around.