The Escapades of 5A and 5-Jay, In Their Words

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Jay and Pigott Random Tradition #1- "Eating at the Ballgame"

Few traditions are held as sacred as the one that's #1 on Jay and I's list of random tradition. No matter how much it cost, we ALWAYS eat at the game. No matter how much it costs, and no matter how much we ate before we went, we eat at the game for the simple reason that IT ADDS TO THE EXPERIENCE. Every time we go to Trustmark Park, our first stop is the Cellular South Grill where watch batting practice from atop the right field wall through the looking glass in the restaurant. This tradition gets us nice and filled up as well as wets our whistles with a few cold beers which get us in "baseball mode", and once we're there, we become the two hellians we were born to be, and it gives you, the great people reading this, a great story to read. That's how important it is. If you think about it, most of our sports escapades together have involved food and beer of some sort, because nothing makes sports better like a nice greasy caloric meal and a tall cold brewsky. I would dare venture to say that me and Jay have NEVER been to a game together on any level including high school where we didn't take time to get there early and sit, talk, discuss, eat, drink, fart, burp, drink, eat, debating, reminiscing, and more eating and drinking. Few things can bring two true sports fan heroes like a good meal and beer do at the ballpark, stadium, or arena. No matter how bad the game is, how bad the teams are, how many bad plays or bad calls are made. The experience is always made a good one when a harty meal is taken in before the big game or, in my case of being fat, DURING the big game as well. So, if nothing else, even if the game sucks, you can always make it as Jay would say, "A REALLY good experience".

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